bluepikmin:

you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables 

(Source: hocotate, via hopeforthebestplanfortheworst)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

(via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad, via onestepcloserdeath)

sebthemagicdragon:

takanye:

echat:

all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie

what do you mean had

what do you mean girls

(via prayingforachange-intheweather)

h0odrich:

Your socks don’t need to match but your eyebrows should

(via iwannapizzau)